you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
And here’s the gif that sums up my whole existence.
Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education
Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.
Oh my god
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother