in the name of
Finger me in the name of cardiology.
that works too
easter is on 4/20 next year
blaze it and praise it
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
Tom Hanks is my idol for so many reason
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”